Designed to be a thuddy toy that looks elegant and beautiful, these are a solid, thick lump of wood that nestles into the palm of your hand for intimate and intense warm ups and thuddy sessions.
These toys came about when I saw a friend of mine with a meat tenderiser, a miniature cricket bat, and a dog toy at an event. If the search for thuddy toys has left your kit bag looking similarly….. dishevelled then the ass mallet is right for you.
Available in a variety of timbers and colours to match your aesthetic. All our toys are finished with a commercial water based lacquer that is low environmental impact, and certified as both children’s toy safe, and against a severe use standard for resistance to water, common cleaning products, bangs, and knocks (EN71 part 3 and FIRA 6250 standards for those interested).
The options available here are in stock and ready to ship. Like all our toys, these are also available custom in your choice of timber or colour scheme at no extra cost, just send an email with the link below letting us know what you’re after.
Designed to be a thuddy toy that looks elegant and beautiful, these are a solid, thick lump of wood that nestles into the palm of your hand for intimate and intense warm ups and thuddy sessions.
These toys came about when I saw a friend of mine with a meat tenderiser, a miniature cricket bat, and a dog toy at an event. If the search for thuddy toys has left your kit bag looking similarly….. dishevelled then the ass mallet is right for you.
Available in a variety of timbers and colours to match your aesthetic. All our toys are finished with a commercial water based lacquer that is low environmental impact, and certified as both children’s toy safe, and against a severe use standard for resistance to water, common cleaning products, bangs, and knocks (EN71 part 3 and FIRA 6250 standards for those interested).
The options available here are in stock and ready to ship. Like all our toys, these are also available custom in your choice of timber or colour scheme at no extra cost, just send an email with the link below letting us know what you’re after.
