I know, this one’s twisted.. Stepping on a piece wasn’t bad enough..
Using a well known and heavily trademark monitored brand of bricks to lend texture, these paddles are relatively quick and light, the permanently attached baseplate is bad enough on its own, but you can build whatever you like onto it! Spell rude words, build pointy things, or let your sub have complete freedom over what they build. The funniest bit is, swung juuuusssstttt right, those carefully placed bricks all need put back on again..
Available in a variety of timbers and colours to match your aesthetic. All our toys are finished with a commercial water based lacquer that is low environmental impact, and certified as both children’s toy safe, and against a severe use standard for resistance to water, common cleaning products, bangs, and knocks (EN71 part 3 and FIRA 6250 standards for those interested).
The options available here are in stock and ready to ship. Like all our toys, these are also available custom in your choice of timber or colour scheme at no extra cost, just send an email with the link below letting us know what you’re after.
I know, this one’s twisted.. Stepping on a piece wasn’t bad enough..
Using a well known and heavily trademark monitored brand of bricks to lend texture, these paddles are relatively quick and light, the permanently attached baseplate is bad enough on its own, but you can build whatever you like onto it! Spell rude words, build pointy things, or let your sub have complete freedom over what they build. The funniest bit is, swung juuuusssstttt right, those carefully placed bricks all need put back on again..
Available in a variety of timbers and colours to match your aesthetic. All our toys are finished with a commercial water based lacquer that is low environmental impact, and certified as both children’s toy safe, and against a severe use standard for resistance to water, common cleaning products, bangs, and knocks (EN71 part 3 and FIRA 6250 standards for those interested).
The options available here are in stock and ready to ship. Like all our toys, these are also available custom in your choice of timber or colour scheme at no extra cost, just send an email with the link below letting us know what you’re after.
