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Shop › D4 dice paddle

D4 dice paddle

£45.00

You know the old joke about how the circles of people who are kinky and love D&D are just fully overlapped? This is for you guys.

A straight ‘ruler’ paddle, with D4 dice glued and pinned to the surface to give it some exceptionally spiky texture. Lots of R&D went into these to work out the difference between stabby pyramids and spiky massage!

Try your luck, roll for damage…

Available in a variety of shapes to match your aesthetic as well as a choice of timber and colour. All our toys are finished with a commercial water based lacquer that is low environmental impact, and certified as both children’s toy safe, and against a severe use standard for resistance to water, common cleaning products, bangs, and knocks (EN71 part 3 and FIRA 6250 standards for those interested).

The options available here are in stock and ready to ship. Like all our toys, these are also available custom in your choice of shape, timber, or colour scheme at no extra cost, just send an email with the link below letting us know what you’re after.

You know the old joke about how the circles of people who are kinky and love D&D are just fully overlapped? This is for you guys.

A straight ‘ruler’ paddle, with D4 dice glued and pinned to the surface to give it some exceptionally spiky texture. Lots of R&D went into these to work out the difference between stabby pyramids and spiky massage!

Try your luck, roll for damage…

Available in a variety of shapes to match your aesthetic as well as a choice of timber and colour. All our toys are finished with a commercial water based lacquer that is low environmental impact, and certified as both children’s toy safe, and against a severe use standard for resistance to water, common cleaning products, bangs, and knocks (EN71 part 3 and FIRA 6250 standards for those interested).

The options available here are in stock and ready to ship. Like all our toys, these are also available custom in your choice of shape, timber, or colour scheme at no extra cost, just send an email with the link below letting us know what you’re after.

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